How do you let someone know if your hotcakes are selling well?

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. They're like, do you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade you for a Charizard!

Looking round the room,
I could tell that you,
are the most beautiful girl in the,
room.

Es gibt so viel spass zu machen.
'ch hat frauen von hier zu Aachen.
Du bis shoen aber ich bin schoener.
Ich bin lehrer und du bis learner.

I'm listening to the Beatles and watering trees. Life is good.

If America has so much talent, why did we have to steal this show from the British?

Went to sleep at six,
got out of bed at seven.
RedBull is magic.

What is that odour?
Notes of fear and love and hate...
Smells like teen spirit.

Dreamed by a Buddhist,
made by a Chinese person.
I love it so much.

If the sky should fall,
and the earth should break apart,
I want company.

In The Twilight Zone,
everyone can hear you scream.
Time enough at last.

Idea for Mormon Porn.
GIRLS GONE MILD!
"I dont know, I'm not allowed to have coffee, but it IS spring break.."
"Hold hands, With a girl? I'll get pregnant!"

My puppy is snoring. All you have to do to make her sleep is scratch behind her ears.

Hush little puppy,
I will scratch behind your ear.
Thunder frightens you.

The Classic Video Game ASTEROIDS is Heading to the Big Screen http://twurl.nl/r5s40s

Huge dandylion,
How did you become so large?
Was it the fish goo?

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Small five leaf clover,
Where does your luck come from?
DNA, or god?

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