Sonnet – To Zombies

You once were so full of pride and valor.
The day came for you to be a hero,
And to fight against creatures with pallor.
We fought the apocalypse at ground zero.

We fought for a fortnight against walking dead,
We would speak of how our lives used to be,
Secrets were told and the unsaid was said.
We each had similar philosophy.

Alas, one day you were caught off of guard,
The horrible thing bit you on your arm.
My next decision was dreadfully hard,
For me to live, you would suffer dire harm.

Whilst my conscience was wrapped in moral chains,
You sneaked up behind me and ate my brains.

Oh god. I just woke up from a nap on my couch, and I can't move or feel my left arm. It just hangs there, useless.

I have a front row seat to one of the greatest shows in the universe and I'm making the soundtrack. Life is good.

10 August, 2009, 22:00

Good artists/bands to stare at the night sky to:
The Apples in Stereo
Arctic Monkeys
Eels
Madonna
R.E.M.
She and Him
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Valid reasons to stare at the night sky:
To be alone?
Or do I really need one?

Nice Poem.

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.
borrowed from megan

How do you let someone know if your hotcakes are selling well?

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. They're like, do you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade you for a Charizard!

Looking round the room,
I could tell that you,
are the most beautiful girl in the,
room.

Es gibt so viel spass zu machen.
'ch hat frauen von hier zu Aachen.
Du bis shoen aber ich bin schoener.
Ich bin lehrer und du bis learner.

I'm listening to the Beatles and watering trees. Life is good.

If America has so much talent, why did we have to steal this show from the British?

Went to sleep at six,
got out of bed at seven.
RedBull is magic.

What is that odour?
Notes of fear and love and hate...
Smells like teen spirit.

Dreamed by a Buddhist,
made by a Chinese person.
I love it so much.

If the sky should fall,
and the earth should break apart,
I want company.

In The Twilight Zone,
everyone can hear you scream.
Time enough at last.

Idea for Mormon Porn.
GIRLS GONE MILD!
"I dont know, I'm not allowed to have coffee, but it IS spring break.."
"Hold hands, With a girl? I'll get pregnant!"

My puppy is snoring. All you have to do to make her sleep is scratch behind her ears.

Hush little puppy,
I will scratch behind your ear.
Thunder frightens you.

The Classic Video Game ASTEROIDS is Heading to the Big Screen http://twurl.nl/r5s40s

Huge dandylion,
How did you become so large?
Was it the fish goo?

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Small five leaf clover,
Where does your luck come from?
DNA, or god?

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